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Ατάκες – Season 2 Supernatural

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Ατάκες – Season 2. Οι καλύτερες ατάκες από την σεζόν του Supernatural:

ATAKEΣ ΤΟΥ ΝΤΙΝ

– «Dude, I full on Swayzed that mother.»

– «You’re much prettier than the last reaper I met.»

– «I think I’ll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I’m not that into prude chicks anyway.»

– «You know what? You’re right. Come here, I want to lay my head on your shoulder. Maybe we can cry, and maybe even slow dance.»

– «This is humiliating, I feel like a frigging soccer-mom.»

– «So much effed up crap happens in Florida.»

– «Yeah, but Max Miller was a pasty little psycho.»

– «These things are vicious, they’re violent, they’re so nasty they rot the ground around them. I mean, come on, haven’t you seen Pet Cemetery?»

– «Man, that dead chick can run.»

– «He full on Obi-waned me, its mind control, man.»

– «One day I’d just like to sit down and eat something I didn’t have to microwave at a mini-mart.»

– «Its ectoplasm. Well, Sam, I think I know what we’re dealing with here. It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man.»

– «You know, Casper the blood thirsty ghost?»

– «My name is Dean Winchester, I’m an aquarius, I enjoy long walks on the beach and frisky women.»

– «Pee break, so soon? You might want to get your prostate checked.»

– «What have you got on the case there, you innocent-harmless-young-man-you.»

– «Myspace? What the hell is that? Seriously, is it like some sort of porn site?»

– «These people are actually making deals with the damn thing. You know, coz that always ends good.»

– «We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.»

– «You know, I usually like to be warned before I’m violated with demon tongue.»

– «What’s the point of saving the world if you don’t get a bit of nookie every now and then?»

– «I just figured after Ava, there’d be more droopy music and staring out the rainy window… yeah, I’ll shut up now.»

– «Wow, that attitude is just way too healthy for me. I’m officially uncomfortable now.»

– «Old-school haunted house. You know, fog, secret passage ways, sissy British accents. Might even run into Fred and Daphne inside… mmm, Daphne. Love her.»

– «Don’t you think this place is a little too white-meat for hoodoo?»

– «Don’t go surfing porn, that’s not the kind of whacking I mean.»

– «Wow, this is a lot of dolls. And nice too. No, they’re not super-creepy at all.»

– «I guess mixing whiskey with Jagar wasn’t such a gang-buster idea.»

– «I think you could have totally hooked up some MILF action there, bud.»

– «I just think its creepy how good a fed you are.»

– «Shape shifter… I hate those frigging things.»

-«Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.»

– «You ducked in two days ago under the name Richard Sambora. Of course, I think the scariest part about this whole thing is that you’re a Bon Jovi fan.»

– «Dude, you full on had a girl inside you for a whole week. That’s pretty naughty.»

– «How could it get any worse? Some alien made you his bitch.»

– «Plan A was to get you out of here. Obviously that didn’t go over too well with Farmer Roadkill.»

– «You know, just once I’d like to round the bend and see a nice house.»

– «I call this one blue steel.»

– «Wait, who looks better, me or Nick Nolte?»

– «Don’t worry, Sam, I won’t trade you for smokes.»

– «Man, I am frigging velvety smooth!»

ATAKEΣ ΤΟΥ ΣΑΜ

– «Looking for a cursed object is like looking for a needle in a stack of needles.»

– «Wow, give you a pile of severed heads and a bunch of dead cows and you’re mister sunshine.»

– «My daddy shot your daddy in the hee-aad.» (just had to fit Evil Sam’s line in here somewhere.)

– «Dude, I’m not enabling your sick habit. You’re like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.»

– «A seance? Oh great, I hope Whoppi is available.»

– «You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie coz they think it sucks. Coz, I mean, it kinda does.»

– «Yeah, being fugitives, it’s a frigging dance party.»

ΔΙΑΛΟΓΟΙ

Jo – «Most hunters come through that door, they think they can get in my pants with some pizza, a six pack and a side one of Zeppelin four.»
Dean – «What a bunch of scum bags.»

Dean – «Come on, you still bust out crying whenever you see Ronald McDonald on the TV.»
Sam – «At least I’m not afraid of flying.»
Dean – «Planes crash.»
Sam – «And apparently clowns kill!»

Sam – «Dean, get me a bucket.»
Dean – «Why, did you find something?»
Sam – «No, I’m going to puke.»

Sam – «I don’t think they’re killing people.»
Dean – «Then how do they stay alive? Or undead. Or whatever the hell they are.»

Sam – «Silver bullets?»
Dean – «Enough to make her rattle like a change purse.»

Sam – «You think Angela’s after someone?»
Dean – «No, I think she went out to rent Beaches.»

Dean – «Besides, if I ran off with you, I think your mother might kill me.»
Jo – «You’re afraid of my mother?»
Dean – «I think so.»

Sam – «Dean, you had OJ convicted before he even got out of his white Bronco and you’ve got doubts about this?
Dean – «He just doesn’t seem like the stone-cold-killer type, you know? And OJ was guilty!»

Dean – «That was mind control, it’s like being roofied, man. No, I’m calling a do-over.»
Sam – «What are you, seven?»

Dean – «A young girl has been kidnapped by an evil cult.»
Sam – «This girl have a name?»
Dean – «Yeah, Katie Holmes.»

Dean – «What do you think, Scully, should we check it out?»
Sam – «I’m not Scully, you’re Scully.»
Dean – «No, I’m Mulder. You’re a red-headed woman.»

Jo – «Take it, it won’t bite.»
Dean – «No, but your mom might.»

Dean – «You got a neighbor named Mr. Rodgers?»
Sarge – «Not anymore.»

Dean – «Man, if you ever take off like that again–»
Sam – «What, you’ll kill me?»
Dean – «That’s so not funny.»

Dean – «Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we’re gay?»
Sam – «Well, you are a little butch, probably think you’re over-compensating or something.»

Dean – «You know, she could be faking.»
Sam – «Yeah? What do you want to do, poke her with a stick?…. Dude, you’re not going to poke her with a stick!»

Dean – «Frigging cops.»
Sam – «They’re just doing their job, Dean.»
Dean – «No, they’re doing our job, only they don’t know it, so they suck at it.»

Dean – «I like him, he says okey-dokey.»
Sam – «He could be the shifter.»
Dean – «Well, then we follow him home and put a silver bullet in his chest plate.»

Dean – «There’s a lot of lore on unicorns too. I hear they ride on moonbeams and shoot rainbows out their asses.»
Sam – «Wait, there’s no such thing as unicorns?»

Sam – «Alright, I’ll admit it, we’ve gone pretty ghetto with spell work before, but this takes the cake. I mean, a Sponge Bob placemat instead of an altar cloth?»
Dean – «Just put it Sponge Bob side down.»

Sam – «Dude, were you on my computer?»
Dean – «No, why?»
Sam – «Oh really? Because its frozen now, on busty Asian babes dot com. Just don’t touch my stuff any more.»
Dean – «Why don’t you control your OCD.»

Dean – «You’re like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.»
Sam – «Yeah, I know.»

Molly – «Oh, thank god!»
Dean – «Yeah, call me Dean.»

Sam – «Why do you always get to hang out with the hot girls?»
Dean – «Coz I’m older

Dean – «What’s a PA?»
Sam – «I think they’re kind of like slaves.»

Hendrikson – «You think you’re funny?»
Dean – «I think I’m adorable.»

Sam – «Considering our circumstances, I’m going to need something a little better than ‘pretty sure’.»
Dean – «Really pretty sure.»
(and later…)
Dean – «I’d like a little better than ‘pretty sure’.»
Sam – «Okay… Really pretty sure.»

Inmate Tiny – «Are you talking to me?»
Dean – «Another guy who’s seen Taxi Driver one too many times.»

Dean – «Bitch.»
Sam – «Why are you calling me a bitch for?»
Dean – «You’re supposed to say ‘jerk’.»
Sam – «What?»
Dean – «Never mind.»
(alternate reality Sam apparently has no sense of humor.)

Dean – «Don’t forget the extra onions this time.»
Sam – «Yeah, I’m the one whose going to have to ride in the car with your extra onions.»
Dean – «And get me some pie… I want pie!… love me some pie.»

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