Ατάκες επεισοδίων – 10×05:
Sam: Dean, there’s nothing here to even remotely suggest there’s a case.
Dean: There is nothing here to even remotely suggest there isn’t a case. Boom.
Sam: C’mon man.
Dean: Sam, out there hunting, it’s the only normal I know. We got work to do.
Dean: I’m gonna throw up.
Sam: I mean I gotta say, it’s kinda charming. The-the production value, and the… No? No. No. I’m gonna check for EMF, you-you look for, uh cursed objects.
Dean: What are they doing?
Marie: Oh, uh they’re rehearsing the «BM» scene.
Dean: The bowel movement scene?
Marie: No, the boy melodrama scene… You know the scene where the boys get together and their driving or leaning against Baby, drinking a beer, sharing their feelings. The two of them alone, but together — bonded, united, the power of their-
Dean: Why are they standing so close together?
Dean: You know they’re brothers, right.
Marie: Well duh. But subtext.
Dean: Why don’t you take a sub-step back ladies!
Dean: You wrote your own ending, with spaceships.
Marie: And robots, and some ninjas, and then Dean becomes a woman… It’s just for a few scenes.
Dean: Alright Shakespeare you know that I can actually tell you what really happened with Sam and Dean. A friend of mine hooked me up with the unpublished-unpublished books. So Sam came back from Hell, but without his soul, and Cas brought in a bunch of Leviathans from Purgatory. They lost Bobby, and then Cas and Dean got stuck in Purgatory, Sam hit a dog. Uh, they met a prophet named Kevin, they lost him too. Then Sam underwent a series of trials, in an attempt to close the Gates of Hell, which nearly cost him his life. And Dean, he became a demon, a Knight of Hell actually.
Marie: That is some of the worst fanfiction I have ever heard. I mean seriously where did your friend find this garbage? And not saying that ours is a masterpiece or anything, but jeez. I’ll have to send you some links later.
Marie: It’s all my fault, if I hadn’t written this dumb play none of this would have happened.
Dean: Okay, well first of all, the play’s not dumb.
Maeve: I thought you didn’t believe in this interpretation.
Dean: Yeah, I don’t. Like at all. But you do, okay. And I need you to believe in it with all you got. So we can kill Calliope and save all your friends. Can you do that.
Marie: Yeah. You’re right. If Sam and Dean were real, they wouldn’t back down from a fight, especially my sweet, brave, selfless Sam. There’s nothing he can’t do.
Calliope: Supernatural has everything. Life, death, resurrection, redemption — but above all, family. All set to music you can really tap your toe to. It isn’t some meandering piece of genre dreck, it’s… epic.
Marie: Dean? You never should’ve thrown this away.
[hands him the Samulet prop]
Dean: It never really worked. I don’t need a symbol to remind me how I feel about my brother.
Siobhan/»Dean»: You’re right Sammy, out on the road, just the two of us.
Marie/»Sam»: The two of us against the world!
Sam: What she said.
Marie: Hi. Thank you so much for coming, I know the second act is a little bit wonky and the first act has some issues, but… what did you think?
Chuck: Not bad.
Dean: Ugh, theater kids. Great.
Sam: What? I was a theater kid.
Dean: Barely. You did Our Town, which was cool. But Then you did that crappy musical.
Sam: Oklahoma? Hugh Jackman got cast off of Oklahoma.
Dean: You ran tech, Wolverine.
Sam: Shut up.
Dean: If there was singing, you know, and that’s a big if. If there was singing, it would be classic rock, and not this Andrew Floyd Weber crap.
Sam: Lloyd Weber.
Sam: Destiel? Shouldn’t it be Dee-stiel? And what about Sastiel? Samstiel?
Sam: Look man — no EMF, no hex bags. None of their props are remotely hinky. Other than the Charlie Kaufman of it all, I got nothing.
Maggie: I’ve been telling you all along Marie, if it’s not canon then it shouldn’t be in the show. We should have just done The Outsiders like I told you.
Marie: It’s all real ghosts, angels, demons.
Maeve: I want to believe.
Dean: We are what the books call hunters.
Maeve: FBI hunters?
Maeve: You guys are X-Files.
Dean: We came, we saw, we kicked its…
Dean: Say it one more time, but just a little bit more Arnold, you know, like… It’s not a Tulpa.
Marie: Okay. Let’s do this. I understudied Sam… so I used this for my one woman Orphan Black show last year, but it’s going to have to work for Sam. Writer, director, actor. I’m gonna Barbara Streisand this bitch.
Sam: Wait where’s Chuck?
Marie: Oh, I love him I do, but honestly the author inserting themselves into the narrative thing, it’s just not my favorite. I kind of hate the meta stories.
Sam and Dean: Me too.
Dean: Alright listen up girls, you’re all here because you love Supernatural.
«Mary»: Actually, I was hoping we’d do Wicked.
Dean: Yeah, that would have been easier.
Dean: I know I have expressed some differences of opinion regarding this particular version of Supernatural. But tonight, is all about Marie’s vision, this is Marie’s Supernatural. So I want you to get out there and I want you stand as close as she wants you to, and I want you to put as much sub into text as you possible can. There is no other road, no other way, no day but today.
Maeve: Did he just quote Rent?
Marie: Not enough to get us in trouble.
Dean: Now you get out there and kick it in the ass!
Marie: Good evening everybody, welcome to our production of Supernatural. Not gonna lie — it might be a full-on Gallagher show up in this piece. So those of you in the front rows, may want to use the ponchos we provided for you under your seats. You may in fact get wet on this ride.
Maeve: Okay, we’re through the looking glass here people. Start the wendigo set, let’s prep the priest costumes, and Sarah get our understudies into hair and make-up.
Siobhan/»Dean»: Okay, so, you can pop in tomorrow morning.
Kristen/»Castiel»: Yes. I’ll just — … wait here, then.