Ατάκες από το 17o επεισόδιο της 8ης σεζόν :
Cas: Sam, you’re damaged in ways even I can’t heal.
Dean: Listen I may not be able to carry the burden that comes along with these trials, but I can carry you.
Cas: I’m hoping the strange-haired demon in the kitchen is more knowledgeable than the others I interrogated.
Meg: Would it kill you to watch a movie, read a book?
Cas: A movie no. A book with the proper spells, yeah; it could theoretically kill me.
Dean: You think we can trust Megstiel?
Crowley: What’s that old expression. If you want something done right [stabs demon]
Crowley: Castiel. So that’s who’s been poking my boys, and not in the sexy way.
Dean: So I gotta ask um… what’s with the hair?
Meg: Oh thanks for noticing, Dean. But this wasn’t my idea it was Crowley’s and it’s just another reason why I want to stab him in the face. [ed. note: I liked it]
Sam: Wait a second… did you say angel tablet?
Meg: There. That’s where the crypt was.
Sam: What’s there now?
Meg: So some chick got you off hunting? That’s a rare creature. Tell me, how’d you meet this unicorn?
Meg: Go. Save your brother. And my unicorn.
Sam: What is wrong with you?
Dean: What’s wrong with me? You kidding me? This is a first edition, dude. Do you know what this would go for on Ebay?
Sam: Nope. Why, do you?
Dean: No. Maybe. Shut up.
Dean: Well, he puts the “ass” in “Cass,” huh?
Sam: Wait a second. You’ve been telling Crowley the location of Lucifer’s Crypts.
Meg: What can I say? I needed a break from the constant torture.
Sam: Wait–so… a bunch of innocent people died so you could buy yourself some time?
Meg: Hi, I’m Meg. I’m a demon.
Castiel: These wounds have festered.
Meg: You really do know how to make a girl’s nethers quiver, don’t you?
Castiel: I am aware of how to do that. Although it doesn’t usually involve cleaning wounds.
Meg: Why are you so sweet on me, Clarence?
Castiel: I don’t know. And I still don’t know who Clarence is.
Meg: Would it kill you to watch a movie, read a book?
Castiel: A movie, no. But a book with the proper spells… yeah, it could theoretically kill me.
Meg: You know, you’re much cuter when you’re shutting up.
Meg: So, your noodle’s back in order?
Castiel: Yeah, my noodle remembers everything. I think it’s a pretty good noodle.
Meg: Really? You remember everything?
Castiel: If you’re referring to the pizza man… yes, I remember the pizza man. And it’s a good memory.
Meg: I miss the simplicity. I was bad. You were good. Life was easier. now it’s all so messy. I’m kind of good, which sucks. And you’re kind of bad… which is actually all manner of hot. when We survive this… I’m gonna order some pizza and we’re gonna move some furniture around. You understand?
Castiel: No, I–I… wait. Actually, I…
Dean: All right, let’s roll, campers.
Meg: Hold on, there’s one part I don’t understand. You hit a dog and stopped. Why?
Sam: That whole story, and that’s your takeaway?
Meg: Oh, I heard the rest. You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little.
Crowley: Castiel. So, that’s who’s been poking my boys… and not in a sexy way.
Crowley: I’m here for the stone with the funny scribbles on it.
Sam: That’s not gonna happen.
Crowley: Love it when you get all tough. Touches me right where my bathing suit goes.
Crowley: Naomi. Fancy meeting you here. Haven’t seen you in a dark age. Love the haircut.
Dean: Wait, are we talking a–a Maximum Overdrive situation here?
Sam: And, by the way, since when does a demon possess someone then go all Beautiful Mind and–and start digging in the dirt?
Dean: Cause I saw you Zero Dark Thirty that demon.
Dean: All right, Cass and I will head in and get our Indiana Jones on.
Dean: Okay, bottom-line it for me, Bill Nye.
Meg: Cut me, do I not bleed, Sam?
Crowley: Timon and Pumbaa tell you their big plan?
Dean: Come on, man, but it’s the Rudy hobbit.
Dean : Cas, this isn’t you. This isn’t you. Cas. Cas. I know you are in there. I know you can hear me. Cas, it’s me! We’re family. We need you. I need you…