Crowley: The only time I’ll join you will be at your death scene, where I’ll burst into song.
Crowley: No one in the history of torture has been tortured with torture like the torture like the torture you’ll be tortured with.
Crowley: The King is back, and the kingdom is once again on solid footing.
Dean Winchester : Who says I don’t want to do it.
Castiel: Metatron meta-tricked you.
Gavin: Some Buccaneers beat the Saints?! That can’t be!
Crowley: You’re negotiating with me?! That’s my boy.
Crowley: Well, I beat you, starved you, came home drunk, passed out, beat you again.
Crowley: So all those with me say yo.
Abaddon: Yo. I mean I’m literally with you, not with you, with you.
Dean Winchester : Well, you just asked me to dance.
Crowley: And there you were, worried the old man wouldn’t amount to much.
Dean Winchester: Well see that’s a problem, you don’t think anyone is lying, I think everyone is lying… It’s a gift.
Crowley: I’m not just a demon! I’m the king of hell! And you thought your old man would never amount to much.
Sam Winchester : Oh man! To get so close to the top and be kicked down a flight of stairs. Sucks to be you.
Gavin: For an extra 3 inches of willie?!
Crowley: Squirrel, I hope you were nice to your father.
Dean: What? Shut up.
Gavin: This must be heaven! You must be angels.
Crowley: Look at me, getting all fatherly.
Crowley: No one bends the rules like the Winchester’s bend the rules.
Crowley: I sense drama.
Dean Winchester: No.
Crowley: I cheer the day the last of humanity leaves. Feelings.