Dean: “You also believed in the Easter Bunny until you were 12.”
Sam: “No I didn’t. I was 11.”
Dean: “And a half.”
Dean: “It’s a dive bar. It’s my comfort zone.”
Dean: “I came up with about 101 different ways to make macaroni and cheese. Add ketchup for spice, tuna, hot dogs, fluff marshmallow mix. My brother thought it was exotic.”
Tina: “Stay calm? I’m a freaking tween and you look like some One Direction reject.”
Dean: “Some Scarface-looking dude, bright light, next thing I know, I wake up looking like Bieber.”
Dean: “I got no grass on the infield and a girl’s gonna die. Sorry if I’m not in a chatty mood.”
Dean: “There was a Taylor Swift song on the bus that I hopped to the motel and I liked it, Sam. I liked it a lot.”
Dean: “My voice is weird and I’ve got like nine zits and I have zero control over this. I mean, it’s up, it’s down, it’s up for no reason.”
Dean: “If it’s between being a psycho rage-monster/borderline demon or a teenager, well…”
Teen Dean: “There’s some good news, though: virgin liver. So what’d you say when we’re done doing our hero thing, we take it for a test drive.”
Sam:“Yeah, sure. I mean, you can drink again in what, like seven years?”
Teen Dean: “That’s not funny.”
Sam: “That’s kind of funny.”
Sam: “Dude, I’m way too big to fit in that.”
Teen Dean: “First time you ever had to say that, huh?”
Sam: “Big talk coming from the dude wearing Underoos.”
Witch: “In the olden days, if a child went missing, the young died all the time. Now though, with all your Amber Alerts and your milk cartons, a person fillets one rugrat and people get so angry.”
Witch: “European children are more free-range, gamier. Americans though, they are heaven. Fattier, the meat so finely marbled it’s almost buttery. I just can’t get enough.”



