Ατάκες – Season 2. Οι καλύτερες ατάκες από την σεζόν του Supernatural:

ATAKEΣ ΤΟΥ ΝΤΙΝ

– “Dude, I full on Swayzed that mother.”

– “You’re much prettier than the last reaper I met.”

– “I think I’ll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. I’m not that into prude chicks anyway.”

– “You know what? You’re right. Come here, I want to lay my head on your shoulder. Maybe we can cry, and maybe even slow dance.”

– “This is humiliating, I feel like a frigging soccer-mom.”

– “So much effed up crap happens in Florida.”

– “Yeah, but Max Miller was a pasty little psycho.”

– “These things are vicious, they’re violent, they’re so nasty they rot the ground around them. I mean, come on, haven’t you seen Pet Cemetery?”

– “Man, that dead chick can run.”

– “He full on Obi-waned me, its mind control, man.”

– “One day I’d just like to sit down and eat something I didn’t have to microwave at a mini-mart.”

– “Its ectoplasm. Well, Sam, I think I know what we’re dealing with here. It’s the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Man.”

– “You know, Casper the blood thirsty ghost?”

– “My name is Dean Winchester, I’m an aquarius, I enjoy long walks on the beach and frisky women.”

– “Pee break, so soon? You might want to get your prostate checked.”

– “What have you got on the case there, you innocent-harmless-young-man-you.”

– “Myspace? What the hell is that? Seriously, is it like some sort of porn site?”

– “These people are actually making deals with the damn thing. You know, coz that always ends good.”

– “We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous.”

– “You know, I usually like to be warned before I’m violated with demon tongue.”

– “What’s the point of saving the world if you don’t get a bit of nookie every now and then?”

– “I just figured after Ava, there’d be more droopy music and staring out the rainy window… yeah, I’ll shut up now.”

– “Wow, that attitude is just way too healthy for me. I’m officially uncomfortable now.”

– “Old-school haunted house. You know, fog, secret passage ways, sissy British accents. Might even run into Fred and Daphne inside… mmm, Daphne. Love her.”

– “Don’t you think this place is a little too white-meat for hoodoo?”

– “Don’t go surfing porn, that’s not the kind of whacking I mean.”

– “Wow, this is a lot of dolls. And nice too. No, they’re not super-creepy at all.”

– “I guess mixing whiskey with Jagar wasn’t such a gang-buster idea.”

– “I think you could have totally hooked up some MILF action there, bud.”

– “I just think its creepy how good a fed you are.”

– “Shape shifter… I hate those frigging things.”

-“Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God.”

– “You ducked in two days ago under the name Richard Sambora. Of course, I think the scariest part about this whole thing is that you’re a Bon Jovi fan.”

– “Dude, you full on had a girl inside you for a whole week. That’s pretty naughty.”

– “How could it get any worse? Some alien made you his bitch.”

– “Plan A was to get you out of here. Obviously that didn’t go over too well with Farmer Roadkill.”

– “You know, just once I’d like to round the bend and see a nice house.”

– “I call this one blue steel.”

– “Wait, who looks better, me or Nick Nolte?”

– “Don’t worry, Sam, I won’t trade you for smokes.”

– “Man, I am frigging velvety smooth!”

ATAKEΣ ΤΟΥ ΣΑΜ

– “Looking for a cursed object is like looking for a needle in a stack of needles.”

– “Wow, give you a pile of severed heads and a bunch of dead cows and you’re mister sunshine.”

– “My daddy shot your daddy in the hee-aad.” (just had to fit Evil Sam’s line in here somewhere.)

– “Dude, I’m not enabling your sick habit. You’re like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.”

– “A seance? Oh great, I hope Whoppi is available.”

– “You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie coz they think it sucks. Coz, I mean, it kinda does.”

– “Yeah, being fugitives, it’s a frigging dance party.”

ΔΙΑΛΟΓΟΙ

Jo – “Most hunters come through that door, they think they can get in my pants with some pizza, a six pack and a side one of Zeppelin four.”
Dean – “What a bunch of scum bags.”

Dean – “Come on, you still bust out crying whenever you see Ronald McDonald on the TV.”
Sam – “At least I’m not afraid of flying.”
Dean – “Planes crash.”
Sam – “And apparently clowns kill!”

Sam – “Dean, get me a bucket.”
Dean – “Why, did you find something?”
Sam – “No, I’m going to puke.”

Sam – “I don’t think they’re killing people.”
Dean – “Then how do they stay alive? Or undead. Or whatever the hell they are.”

Sam – “Silver bullets?”
Dean – “Enough to make her rattle like a change purse.”

Sam – “You think Angela’s after someone?”
Dean – “No, I think she went out to rent Beaches.”

Dean – “Besides, if I ran off with you, I think your mother might kill me.”
Jo – “You’re afraid of my mother?”
Dean – “I think so.”

Sam – “Dean, you had OJ convicted before he even got out of his white Bronco and you’ve got doubts about this?
Dean – “He just doesn’t seem like the stone-cold-killer type, you know? And OJ was guilty!”

Dean – “That was mind control, it’s like being roofied, man. No, I’m calling a do-over.”
Sam – “What are you, seven?”

Dean – “A young girl has been kidnapped by an evil cult.”
Sam – “This girl have a name?”
Dean – “Yeah, Katie Holmes.”

Dean – “What do you think, Scully, should we check it out?”
Sam – “I’m not Scully, you’re Scully.”
Dean – “No, I’m Mulder. You’re a red-headed woman.”

Jo – “Take it, it won’t bite.”
Dean – “No, but your mom might.”

Dean – “You got a neighbor named Mr. Rodgers?”
Sarge – “Not anymore.”

Dean – “Man, if you ever take off like that again–”
Sam – “What, you’ll kill me?”
Dean – “That’s so not funny.”

Dean – “Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we’re gay?”
Sam – “Well, you are a little butch, probably think you’re over-compensating or something.”

Dean – “You know, she could be faking.”
Sam – “Yeah? What do you want to do, poke her with a stick?…. Dude, you’re not going to poke her with a stick!”

Dean – “Frigging cops.”
Sam – “They’re just doing their job, Dean.”
Dean – “No, they’re doing our job, only they don’t know it, so they suck at it.”

Dean – “I like him, he says okey-dokey.”
Sam – “He could be the shifter.”
Dean – “Well, then we follow him home and put a silver bullet in his chest plate.”

Dean – “There’s a lot of lore on unicorns too. I hear they ride on moonbeams and shoot rainbows out their asses.”
Sam – “Wait, there’s no such thing as unicorns?”

Sam – “Alright, I’ll admit it, we’ve gone pretty ghetto with spell work before, but this takes the cake. I mean, a Sponge Bob placemat instead of an altar cloth?”
Dean – “Just put it Sponge Bob side down.”

Sam – “Dude, were you on my computer?”
Dean – “No, why?”
Sam – “Oh really? Because its frozen now, on busty Asian babes dot com. Just don’t touch my stuff any more.”
Dean – “Why don’t you control your OCD.”

Dean – “You’re like a walking encyclopedia of weirdness.”
Sam – “Yeah, I know.”

Molly – “Oh, thank god!”
Dean – “Yeah, call me Dean.”

Sam – “Why do you always get to hang out with the hot girls?”
Dean – “Coz I’m older

Dean – “What’s a PA?”
Sam – “I think they’re kind of like slaves.”

Hendrikson – “You think you’re funny?”
Dean – “I think I’m adorable.”

Sam – “Considering our circumstances, I’m going to need something a little better than ‘pretty sure’.”
Dean – “Really pretty sure.”
(and later…)
Dean – “I’d like a little better than ‘pretty sure’.”
Sam – “Okay… Really pretty sure.”

Inmate Tiny – “Are you talking to me?”
Dean – “Another guy who’s seen Taxi Driver one too many times.”

Dean – “Bitch.”
Sam – “Why are you calling me a bitch for?”
Dean – “You’re supposed to say ‘jerk’.”
Sam – “What?”
Dean – “Never mind.”
(alternate reality Sam apparently has no sense of humor.)

Dean – “Don’t forget the extra onions this time.”
Sam – “Yeah, I’m the one whose going to have to ride in the car with your extra onions.”
Dean – “And get me some pie… I want pie!… love me some pie.”